TRUMP: Don’t understand why press don’t get it. Have to enforce catch and release.
PENCE: I’m just saying sir it doesn’t look good.
POMPEO: The optics here are just not with us when it comes to separating children from their families, even if they’re entering the country illegally.
TRUMP: Listen to you. Like a modern day Ibn al-Haytham.
TRUMP: The father of modern day Optics? Am I the only one that reads here?
PENCE: Hate when has random knowledge like that.
POMPEO: I don’t think you understand what the long term public perception damage Catch and Release is doing to your administration, sir.
TRUMP: No. You. The one not understanding. Ok. Pull up your brains and sit down. Catch. Release. It’s like this. Guy has a ball.
PENCE: A ball?
POMPEO: I don’t-
TRUMP: Big ball. Heavy. Round. Has holes in it like Bernie’s tax plan. You throw it. Bunch of pins. Ten of them. Have to avoid alley.
PENCE: That…doesn’t sound like-
POMPEO: Bowling. That’s bowling sir.
POMPEO: The shoes are nice though.
TRUMP: Shoes. So good. Just the best.
PENCE: Nice save.
TRUMP: Never liked playing Catch and Release anyway. Giant black object avoiding gutters and trying to hit a bunch of perfectly decent white objects minding their own business. It’s-
PENCE: Hey Mr. President! How about that Space Force!
TRUMP: Space Force. Just the best. Like military but spacesuits and lasers. So good. Just the best. Need to create right now!
POMPEO: Nice save for YOU Michael!
PENCE: Thanks. I only pull it out when he’s going down a dangerous path.
POMPEO: So why IS the president interested in a Space Force?
PENCE: I told him Martian chicks are hot.
TRUMP: Note to self. Build Space Force. Send exploration team to Mars. Pick up hot young Martian girls, keep out rest of Martian family. Catch and Release!